Lady of Luxury | Contemporary-style Velvet Sofa

I’m sleek, low-key glam, and made for lounging like it’s your full-time job.

A contemporary-style sofa in performance velvet with down-wrapped cushions for that just-right sink. Made in Los Angeles with clean lines, soft edges, and strong “cancel your plans” energy.

82” wide x 37” deep x 31” tall with a 19” seat height
$595

Gumbo for Days | Vintage Serigraph from the 1988 New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival

Vintage Serigraph from the 1988 New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival

I’m all brass, sass, and second line energy—born in ’88, raised on gumbo, and still shaking what the French Quarter gave me.

This vintage serigraph from the 1988 New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival is bold, bright, and framed in glossy red. A perfect piece for anyone who believes life’s better with a little syncopation.

22” wide x 34” tall
$169

Jazz Hands | Mid-century Serigraph of John Coltrane

Mid-century serigraph of John Coltrane

I’ve got the soul of a jazz legend and the cool of a basement club at midnight. I don’t just hang on the wall—I vibe, I groove, I speak.

This mid-century serigraph captures a young John Coltrane in rich, layered tones. Bold, expressive, and framed in sleek black—ready to elevate any space that knows the difference between soul and noise.

27” wide x 33” tall
$295

Drama > Demure | European Lantern Chandelier

European Lantern Chandelier

I’m the kind of light fixture that makes dinner feel like a secret rendezvous and hallway strolls feel cinematic.

This European lantern chandelier features three interior lights and a striking iron frame with frosted panels and floral detailing. Perfect over an entryway, dining table, or anywhere that could use a little drama.

14” wide x 31” tall
$350

Just One More | Vintage Pine Trestle-style Dining Table by Drexel Heritage

vintage trestle style dining table in pine by Drexel Heritage

This hostest with the mostest has seen it all; potlucks, poker nights, and one very chaotic Thanksgiving where someone brought an undercooked Tofurky. I stretch when needed, hold my ground, and can always make room for one more.

This vintage trestle-style dining table in solid pine by Drexel Heritage, is built to last and made to gather. With two removable extensions, it can seat six for a quiet dinner—or ten when the whole crew rolls in.

113” wide x 42” deep x 30” tall at full size
83” wide without extensions
$895

Dolly Partoné | Set of Six Solid Wood Dining Chairs

Set of Six Solid Wood Dining Chairs

Call me Dolly Partoné. I’ve got the soul of a Southern belle and the silhouette of a French farmhouse classic. A little bit Grand Ole Opry, a little bit Provence.

Set of six solid wood dining chairs with comfy teal upholstered seats. Pull up to the farmhouse, break open a baguette, and pass the spray-can cheese, s'il vous plait.

25” deep x 21” wide x 42” tall with an 18.5” seat height

$595 for the whole set

Large Ceramic Mid-century Owl Sculpture

Large ceramic mid-century owl sculpture

I’m not here to judge you. Put your feet on the coffee table, pour boxed wine into a crystal goblet you snagged from a trendy cocktail bar, and double dip your fries, for all I care—just please, whatever you do, live your truth. I may look like I’ve got big wise energy, but I’ve got zero interest in policing your vibe.

This large ceramic mid-century owl sculpture is all feathers, chill presence, and the kind of silent support your space deserves.

21” tall, 16” wide, and 12” deep

$95

Slow Down | Deco-style 1930’s Desk with Built-in Typewriter Storage

Deco-style 1930’s Desk with Built-in Typewriter Storage
Deco-style 1930’s Desk with Built-in Typewriter Storage

If I had a voice, I’d say things like “darling” and “take a memo” while puffing on a slim cigarette. Nowadays everyone uses ChatGPT to edit their thoughts, but in my heyday, every word had to be deliberate—typos weren’t so easily forgiven.

I’m a 1930s Deco-style desk with built-in typewriter storage and a clever fold-up workstation. 52” wide, 25” deep, and 31” tall. Polished wood, brass handles, and the kind of charm that makes you want to slow down and think before you write. $395.

Existential Dread | Mid-Century- style Oak Desk

mid-century style oak desk

If I were a person, I’d sip black coffee, wear black turtlenecks, and thumb through design magazines—all while pretending not to care how many likes my last post just got.

Instead, I’m a mid-century style oak workstation with a soft, weathered finish and just enough edge to make you feel productive and effortlessly cool. I’m 24” deep, 42” wide, and 29.5” tall—ready to hold your laptop, your latte, and your existential dread. $250.

Serving Looks | Round Beveled Mirror

Round beveled mirror

I’m round, dramatic, and not afraid to take up space. Put me in any room and watch how everyone suddenly starts caring more about their outfit and lighting than the hors d’oeuvres.

50 inches of carved glory, 5 inches deep, beveled glass, and serving looks for $350. Let’s reflect on how good you look.

Retro Snack Temple | Vintage Chinese Lacquered Trunk

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lacquered_chinese_trunk_vintage

If high kicks, dramatic zooms, and retro kung fu movies are your love language, you’re going to love me. I’ve got the vibe of a hidden temple relic and the confidence of a hero in a headband.

I’m a vintage Chinese lacquered trunk (17” x 17” x 19.5” tall) with hand-painted gold figures, a tough metal latch, and serious side table potential. Perfect stash spot for all your favorite retro movie snacks: Red Vines, Pop Rocks, and Corn Nuts.

Seeing is Believing | Mid-century Dove Mirror

Mid-century Dove Mirror
Mid-century Dove Mirror

Once upon a time, a mirror promised peace, beauty, and a little bit of everyday magic.

Crowned with hand-carved doves and blooming florals, I’m a fairytale for your walls—equal parts whimsy, wonder, and mid-century charm. Gaze into me and remember: the real magic isn't just what you see—it's what you believe.

$295.

37 t x 56 t

Retro Futurist | Post-modern Stoneware Vase

Post-modern Stoneware Vase

Straight from another galaxy—and ready for your living room.

With crater-like cutouts, bold sculptural curves, and a cosmic green glaze, I’m less “vase” and more “artifact from an alien civilization.” Perfect for adding a little extraterrestrial intrigue to your earthbound space.

$79.

10 w x 11.5 t

Royalty Rights | Pair of Velvet Ottomans

Pair of Velvet Ottomans

Fit for royalty—or at least someone who lounges like it.

Handcrafted in Los Angeles, I bring plush burgundy velvet, a gold-finished frame, and unapologetic drama to any room. Whether you're perching, propping, or just making a grand entrance, I’m here to prove that everyday life deserves a little extravagance.

$249 each  

22 w x 17 d x 20 t

Edge of the Earth | Large Contemporary Pot from Portugal

Large Contemporary Pot from Portugal

Earthy, edgy, and impossible to ignore.

Handcrafted in Portugal, I bring texture, movement, and a moody, cratered surface that feels plucked from another planet. Less "decorative accent"—more like a relic from some beautiful, mysterious cosmos.

$95.

13 x 15

Elevate It | Antique Pier Cabinet/Victorian Bookcase

Antique Pier Cabinet Victorian Bookcase
Antique Pier Cabinet Victorian Bookcase

Where your best books—or most brag-worthy treasures—deserve to live.

With intricate inlay, a glass-front door, original velvet lining, and enough Victorian drama to anchor any room, I’m not just here to hold your collection—I’m here to elevate it. Antique character. Timeless authority.

$495.

12.5 d x 32 w x 39 t.

Ironic Icon | Vintage Andy Warhol Art by Stephen Holland

A portrait of the man who made fame itself a masterpiece.

This vintage Giclée print on canvas, signed (in print) by Stephen Holland, captures Andy Warhol in all his iconic, ironic glory. Serious art cred with a bold pop culture twist—perfect for collectors who know a true original when they see one.

$595.

30 x 38

Untamed Untethered | Folk Art Driftwood Mirror

Folk Art Driftwood Mirror

Fine. Fancy free. And wildly one-of-a-kind.

Handcrafted from raw driftwood, I bring a little bit of the shoreline—and a lot of soul—to your walls. Perfect for cabins, beach houses, or anyone who's ever wanted their reflection framed by something just as untamed as they are.

$195.

21 w x 25 t x 7 d

Timeless Heart | Mid-century New England Chest in Maple

Mid-century New England Chest in Maple

Built to grow with you—and with them.

Start by filling me with onesies and baby blankets. Later, I’ll hold comic books and secret treasures. And one day, when the nest is a little quieter, I’ll stand proudly in your guest room, ready to welcome whoever walks through the door. Solid maple, mid-century craftsmanship, and a lifetime of stories yet to come.

$350

42 w 34 t x 19 d

Drama King | Vintage Paper Mache Mask from India

Hand-sculpted, hand-painted, and full of spirit.

Crafted in India from traditional papier-mâché techniques, I bring a burst of bold color and centuries of storytelling to your walls. A little myth, a little magic, and a whole lot of character—ready to add some drama (and history) to your space.

$69

11 x 14