Light It Up | Pair of 1980s Deco Ceramic Lamps
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They just don’t make ‘em like this anymore. Statement pieces that light up a room.
This pair of 1980s Deco ceramic lamps has an elegant gold trim.
25 t x 12 w x 7 d
$249/pair
Cozy and Chic | 1980s Post-modern Wood Lamp with Marble Base
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Craving adding a coziness to your space but not interested in investing in low brow Snuggies for the whole fam? Just add wood elements like this lamp instead.
This 1980’s post-modern wood lamp features a marble base.
6 x 27
$179
Stiff Upper Lip | 1980s Embossed Lamp by Stiffel
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Keeping a stiff upper lip isn’t required in this house. Around here, we spotlight the full human experience — the feelings, the breakdowns, the heartbreaks… and the glow that gets you through it all.
This 1980s embossed lamp by Stiffel features a striking “snakeskin” leather wrap with classic brass trim. A bold little conversation piece with just the right amount of drama, $295.
8 x 58
Snack Attack | 1980s Oak Floor Lamp
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No one reads magazines anymore. But this sling will proudly hold your iPad, your remotes, your Takis stash, your beef sticks, and whatever chaotic snack haul you grabbed at 9:47 p.m. because “I deserve a little treat.”
This 1980s oak floor lamp features a magazine sling and side table, $249.
16 x 16 x 59 t
Fully Committed | 1980s Parrot Artwork
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Some parrots can live over 60 years — and a few species have even been known to reach 80+.
Which means if you adopt one, you’re not getting a pet… you’re entering a long-term, loud, feathered life partnership.
Not ready for that level of commitment? This 1980s parrot artwork brings all the tropical flair without the squawking at sunrise — complete with glossy lacquered frames and just the right splash of color, zero seed refills required, $149 each.
23 x 31
What a Way to Make a Livin' | 1980s Roll Top Oak Desk
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Sexist bosses and corporate nonsense may (thankfully) be less trendy than they were in the ’80s, but the fashion still absolutely slays. Channel your inner Dolly with this 1980s roll-top oak desk, complete with a marble top, pull-out work surface, built-in light, and two file drawers.
Power suit optional. Caffeine induced confidence required.
25.5 d x 48 t x 40 w.
$495
Screening Calls | 1980s Pine Console
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The ’80s called, they want their chunky pine furniture back.
Good thing we’re screening calls. This 1980s pine console brings all the cozy, substantial vibes, with a functional drawer and a lower bookshelf ready for books, baskets, and your favorite 80s tchotchkes (think ceramic geese, seashell collections, and whatever treasures you scooped up from the last estate sale.)
16 d x 48 w x 32 t
$295
Horizon Expansion | 1980s Oak Console
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The Swiss Army knife of consoles — no matter how your family, hobbies, or record collection grows, this piece has you covered.
This 1980s solid-oak console features a pull-out shelf perfect for your record player, gaming system, or whatever obsession comes next. Adjustable shelves keep things flexible, and the craftsmanship shines: this beauty was handcrafted in North Carolina by the Link Taylor Furniture Co.
64 w x 18 d x 29.5 t
$495
Tacky or Tasteful | 1980s Oak Dining Table
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Sure, the 1980s were full of gaudy hair, questionable eyeshadow, and shoulder pads the size of small countries—but this oak dining table proves the decade had taste, too.
With its handsome parquet top and solid oak build, this table comfortably seats six, making it perfect for family dinners, game nights, or a good old-fashioned feast. Its clean lines and sturdy presence give it timeless appeal—bold enough to make a statement, but classic enough to stick around for decades more.
38 d x 68 w x 30 t
$595
Pass the Tissues | Set of Four 1980s Modern Dining Chairs
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The kind of chairs that invite deep talks and cathartic releases. I’m not crying; it’s just been raining on my face.
This set of four 1980s modern dining chairs comes with the original striped fabric.
20 w x 22 d x 32 t with 18 seat height
$595
Game of Gnomes | 1980s Round Oak Dining Table
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Make America Social Again! Sure, you may not vibe with your neighbor’s decorative gnome collection, but that doesn’t mean you can’t invite him over for a friendly Scrabble competition. Let the games begin!
This 1980s round oak dining table features a chunky, butcher block-style design.
30 t x 44 r
$495
Well-Traveled | Vintage 1980s Oak Reading Chair and Ottoman
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You spent your 20s chasing passport stamps and sleeping in crammed hostels, your 30s searching for a purpose and hustling to get ahead. Now, in your 40s, you finally get to enjoy the fruits of your labor—no FOMO, no rushing, just deep appreciation. What a privilege it is to grow older.
This vintage 1980s oak reading chair and ottoman is the perfect landing pad for a well-traveled soul—equal parts comfort, character, and cure for wanderlust.
33 d x 28 w x 38 t with 18 seat height
$595
Gumbo for Days | Vintage Serigraph from the 1988 New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival
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I’m all brass, sass, and second line energy—born in ’88, raised on gumbo, and still shaking what the French Quarter gave me.
This vintage serigraph from the 1988 New Orleans Jazz & Heritage Festival is bold, bright, and framed in glossy red. A perfect piece for anyone who believes life’s better with a little syncopation.
22” wide x 34” tall
$169
Miami Vices | Pair of Mauve 1980’s Ceramic Lamps
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Who needs a pastel blazer when you’ve got vintage ceramic curves like these? With my glossy mauve glaze and pleated shades, I’m bringing serious Miami Vice energy to your space—laid-back luxury, a touch of drama, and unapologetically bold style.
Buying vintage accent pieces? That’s your vice now.
11 x 34 t
$249/pair
Southern Charm | Set of 4 - 1980s Metal Dining Chairs
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Born in North Carolina and raised with good manners, I bring Southern charm with a sculptural twist. My high, flared back says elegance, my sturdy metal frame says durability, and my peachy upholstery? Well, that’s just hospitality in fabric form. Pull me up to the table and let’s make every meal feel like Sunday supper.
19 w x 20 d x 40 t with 18 seat height
$395 set of four
Fast Furniture is Out | 1980s Oak Dining Table
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Born in the era of excess, I’ve traded Wall Street vibes for planet-friendly purpose. My parquet pattern still slays, but now I’m serving sustainability with a side of style.
Skip the fast furniture and invite some vintage novelty into your space with this 1980s Oak Dining Table. Because materialism is out—but making conscious choices that look this good? Always in.
42 x 42 x 29.5 plus 21 inch extension
$495
Match Made in Macaron | 1980s Peachy Swivel Club Chairs
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These 1980s swivel club chairs look like they were plucked straight from a dreamy, pastel-colored merengue factory. Wrapped in soft peach fabric with a tiny dot pattern, they’re like the love child of a macaron and a Lazy-Boy.
With their plush, oversized cushions and smooth swivel function, these beauties are perfect for twirling dramatically while delivering your best soap opera monologue or just sinking in with a good book and pretending the world doesn’t exist.
34 w x 33 d x 30 t with 18 seat height
$349 each
A Chip Off the Old | 1980s Oak Post-modern Highboy Dresser
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A chip off the old butcher block, this highboy dresser is a stunning blend of function and style.
Crafted in the 1980s, this oak post-modern highboy dresser showcases a distinctive butcher block design, adding warmth and character to any space. With its clean lines and timeless appeal, it’s perfect for those who love a mix of vintage charm and modern simplicity. Whether used for clothing storage or as a statement piece, this dresser brings a touch of nostalgia with a contemporary twist.
36 w x 18 d x 46 t
$595
Shimmering Magic | Vintage 1980s Tessellated Stone Console Table
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In the heart of the Enchanted Forest, the legendary table of Eldoria, a vintage 1980s tessellated stone console with ethereal brass inlays, shimmered with magic. Crafted by the mystical Stoneweaver, it once belonged to Queen Elara, who used it to glimpse distant realms. Believe it or not (but probably not), this ancient relic is awaiting a new guardian to unlock its ancient secrets.
This vintage 1980s tessellated stone console table features brass inlays, $495.
52 w x 27 t x 16 d.
Glow Up | Pair of 1980s Glass Lamps
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Leave it to the 80s to deliver a lasting splash of color in an otherwise muted century.
This pair of 1980’s glass lamps gives a cozy glow, $249.
9 r x 26 t
