If you don’t budge, we won’t judge. This sofa has a way of hugging all the right parts and relieving all the stress you’ve been collecting for, oh, I don’t know, decades?
This full grain leather Stressless sofa by Ekornes in Norway features a reclining seat back and teak wood trim.
91 w x 33 d x 38 t with 16.5 seat height
$1295
Oh how times have changed. You used to drop it like it’s hot in front of a crowded club, now you drop your dining table for a very intimate dinner for two.
This antique drop leaf dining table was crafted in cherry wood, c.1900, $495.
40 x 47 x 29
Some people have a “junk drawer” but that’s not enough to contain your chaos. You need a whole chest. No shame, only smart and sexy storage.
This traditional colonial style chest features 8 drawers and is perfect for foyer or hallway, $250.
13 d x 39 w x 30 t
You’ve heard of underwear with the days of the week… but have you heard of a dresser that can actually keep up?
This Drexel French Country dresser features nine drawers — enough room for your Monday-through-Sunday, your backup personalities, and your oversized t-shirts from high school you’ll never part with, $595.
65 w x 19 d x 32
This 1920s mahogany console/library table didn’t survive Prohibition just to be a dust collector. She’s here to hold your crystal decanter, a stack of scandalous hardcovers, and a bottle of your finest — poured neat, obviously.
This 1920s mahogany console/library table is multi-functional, $295.
19 x 50 w x 31 t
Feeling good, feeling great. Now where do I put this empty plate?
This antique mahogany table is the perfect snack companion just make sure to stock up on some coasters, $250.
19 x 19 x 29 t
No one reads magazines anymore. But this sling will proudly hold your iPad, your remotes, your Takis stash, your beef sticks, and whatever chaotic snack haul you grabbed at 9:47 p.m. because “I deserve a little treat.”
This 1980s oak floor lamp features a magazine sling and side table, $249.
16 x 16 x 59 t
Owls don’t just watch — they observe. With vision built for the dark and a memory that helps them recognize patterns and faces, you get the sense they’re judging you from near and far.
This 1990s ceramic owl vase knows who’s who — perched quietly, keeping tabs on the room, and absolutely aware of who double-dipped at the snack table, $39.
7 x 6 x 13
A balloon animal that doesn’t burst? Now we’re talking. All the childhood whimsy, none of the tragic pop mid-party — just permanent joy with zero lung capacity required.
This multi-colored ceramic monkey is absolutely bananas, $69.
9 x 5 x 7
Some parrots can live over 60 years — and a few species have even been known to reach 80+.
Which means if you adopt one, you’re not getting a pet… you’re entering a long-term, loud, feathered life partnership.
Not ready for that level of commitment? This 1980s parrot artwork brings all the tropical flair without the squawking at sunrise — complete with glossy lacquered frames and just the right splash of color, zero seed refills required, $149 each.
23 x 31
Did you know flamingos aren’t actually born pink? They’re actually born gray or white, and their famous rosy color comes from the carotenoids in the algae and shrimp they eat. No shrimp? No pink!
This mid-century flamingo sculpture was made from paper mache and iron and hails from Guadalajara, Mexico. Indoor use only, $169.
49 t 15 d x 6 w.
Overstimulated. Over-caffeinated. Checking for the 20th time that your passport is still in your handbag — while simultaneously wondering if you left the stove on and side-eyeing the boarding screen that just changed gates again. Ah yes… the romance of travel.
This millennium abstract painting is a stunning visual representation of your airport brain in all its chaotic glory. 36 x 48.
$295
Inspired by the glamour of the 1883 Orient Express — the legendary luxury train that once carried aristocrats from Paris to Istanbul — this lamp brings a touch of old-world elegance and intrigue to any room. Just make sure you sleep with one eye open… you never know which passenger is in the mood for murder.
This “Orient Express” brass table lamp is absolutely glowing, $149.
10 x 20 t
If you don’t want to work, and just want to bang on the drum all day, well I’ve got news for you…
This 1930s mahogany and leather top drum table is giving resonant, $250.
30 r x 29 t.
Whether you’re a lyrical poet, a seductive novelist, or a devoted writer of children’s literature, this desk is sure to inspire the words to keep flowing even when the coffee runs dry.
This large writers desk by Thomasville features side shelves, $395.
61 w x 30 d x 31 t.
If you don’t have a foyer table–mirror combo where you can simultaneously set down your iced matcha, lock the door behind you, and double-check that you don’t have any green in your teeth… what are you even doing with your life?
This vintage hall/foyer table and mirror set was beautifully handcrafted and painted, $350.
30 w x 12 d x 32 t
If you’ve ever heard the term “rush seat,” you might assume it means a place to stop for a quick rest — but it actually refers to the craftsmanship itself.
Rush seats are created by tightly weaving natural plant fibers, known as “rush,” into a durable, intricate pattern.
This set of four ladder back “rush” chairs comes with two chairs with arms, $495.
23 w x 21 d x 38 t. 17 seat height
A daily dose of Vitamin C keeps the scurvy away.
This vintage still life oil painting features a variety of delectable fruits, and a side of three eggs, $295.
19 x 23.
Sexist bosses and corporate nonsense may (thankfully) be less trendy than they were in the ’80s, but the fashion still absolutely slays. Channel your inner Dolly with this 1980s roll-top oak desk, complete with a marble top, pull-out work surface, built-in light, and two file drawers.
Power suit optional. Caffeine induced confidence required.
25.5 d x 48 t x 40 w.
$495
A little Breakfast at Tiffany’s moment for your living room.
This pair of Tiffany-blue porcelain lamps, finished with delicate gold trim, brings classic glamour, soft glow, and just a hint of old-Hollywood charm — croissant and sunglasses optional.
10 w x 24 t x 3 d
$295/pair
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