Fed Up | Antique Mahogany Table
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Feeling good, feeling great. Now where do I put this empty plate?
This antique mahogany table is the perfect snack companion just make sure to stock up on some coasters, $250.
19 x 19 x 29 t
Snack Attack | 1980s Oak Floor Lamp
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No one reads magazines anymore. But this sling will proudly hold your iPad, your remotes, your Takis stash, your beef sticks, and whatever chaotic snack haul you grabbed at 9:47 p.m. because “I deserve a little treat.”
This 1980s oak floor lamp features a magazine sling and side table, $249.
16 x 16 x 59 t
Who's Who | 1990s Ceramic Owl Vase
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Owls don’t just watch — they observe. With vision built for the dark and a memory that helps them recognize patterns and faces, you get the sense they’re judging you from near and far.
This 1990s ceramic owl vase knows who’s who — perched quietly, keeping tabs on the room, and absolutely aware of who double-dipped at the snack table, $39.
7 x 6 x 13
Pop Goes the Monkey | Multi-colored Ceramic Monkey
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A balloon animal that doesn’t burst? Now we’re talking. All the childhood whimsy, none of the tragic pop mid-party — just permanent joy with zero lung capacity required.
This multi-colored ceramic monkey is absolutely bananas, $69.
9 x 5 x 7
Fully Committed | 1980s Parrot Artwork
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Some parrots can live over 60 years — and a few species have even been known to reach 80+.
Which means if you adopt one, you’re not getting a pet… you’re entering a long-term, loud, feathered life partnership.
Not ready for that level of commitment? This 1980s parrot artwork brings all the tropical flair without the squawking at sunrise — complete with glossy lacquered frames and just the right splash of color, zero seed refills required, $149 each.
23 x 31
Maybe She's Born With It | Mid-century Flamingo Sculpture
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Did you know flamingos aren’t actually born pink? They’re actually born gray or white, and their famous rosy color comes from the carotenoids in the algae and shrimp they eat. No shrimp? No pink!
This mid-century flamingo sculpture was made from paper mache and iron and hails from Guadalajara, Mexico. Indoor use only, $169.
49 t 15 d x 6 w.
Now Boarding | Millennium Abstract Painting
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Overstimulated. Over-caffeinated. Checking for the 20th time that your passport is still in your handbag — while simultaneously wondering if you left the stove on and side-eyeing the boarding screen that just changed gates again. Ah yes… the romance of travel.
This millennium abstract painting is a stunning visual representation of your airport brain in all its chaotic glory. 36 x 48.
$295
All Aboard | Orient Express Brass Table Lamp
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Inspired by the glamour of the 1883 Orient Express — the legendary luxury train that once carried aristocrats from Paris to Istanbul — this lamp brings a touch of old-world elegance and intrigue to any room. Just make sure you sleep with one eye open… you never know which passenger is in the mood for murder.
This “Orient Express” brass table lamp is absolutely glowing, $149.
10 x 20 t
Bang It Out | 1930s Mahogany and Leather Top Drum Table
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If you don’t want to work, and just want to bang on the drum all day, well I’ve got news for you…
This 1930s mahogany and leather top drum table is giving resonant, $250.
30 r x 29 t.
Waterfall of Words | Large Writers Desk by Thomasville
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Whether you’re a lyrical poet, a seductive novelist, or a devoted writer of children’s literature, this desk is sure to inspire the words to keep flowing even when the coffee runs dry.
This large writers desk by Thomasville features side shelves, $395.
61 w x 30 d x 31 t.
Iced Matcha | Vintage Foyer Table and Mirror Set
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If you don’t have a foyer table–mirror combo where you can simultaneously set down your iced matcha, lock the door behind you, and double-check that you don’t have any green in your teeth… what are you even doing with your life?
This vintage hall/foyer table and mirror set was beautifully handcrafted and painted, $350.
30 w x 12 d x 32 t
In a Rush | Set of Four Ladder Back Chairs
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If you’ve ever heard the term “rush seat,” you might assume it means a place to stop for a quick rest — but it actually refers to the craftsmanship itself.
Rush seats are created by tightly weaving natural plant fibers, known as “rush,” into a durable, intricate pattern.
This set of four ladder back “rush” chairs comes with two chairs with arms, $495.
23 w x 21 d x 38 t. 17 seat height
Fruit of the Room | Vintage Still Life Oil Painting
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A daily dose of Vitamin C keeps the scurvy away.
This vintage still life oil painting features a variety of delectable fruits, and a side of three eggs, $295.
19 x 23.
What a Way to Make a Livin' | 1980s Roll Top Oak Desk
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Sexist bosses and corporate nonsense may (thankfully) be less trendy than they were in the ’80s, but the fashion still absolutely slays. Channel your inner Dolly with this 1980s roll-top oak desk, complete with a marble top, pull-out work surface, built-in light, and two file drawers.
Power suit optional. Caffeine induced confidence required.
25.5 d x 48 t x 40 w.
$495
Tiffany-Blue Porcelain Lamp
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A little Breakfast at Tiffany’s moment for your living room.
This pair of Tiffany-blue porcelain lamps, finished with delicate gold trim, brings classic glamour, soft glow, and just a hint of old-Hollywood charm — croissant and sunglasses optional.
10 w x 24 t x 3 d
$295/pair
Dapper Dan | Vintage Renaissance Dog Painting
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Why hello there, allow me to introduce to my best friend Dapper Dan. He looks like an aloof dandy, armed with sharp wit and impeccable irony, turning perceived flaws into virtues like it’s a sport. But rest assured: he’s the goodest boy there’s ever been.
This vintage Renaissance dog painting is all bark, absolutely no bite.
16 x 20
$95
Daily Devotion | Large Mid-century Painting of California Mission
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Drifting away while doing the dishes, playing cars with your nephew, or gazing up at the stars, devotion doesn’t always look like stillness. Wherever your daily moments of reverence unfold, this serene painting meets you there.
This large mid-century painting features the iconic San Juan Capistrano Mission in California, rendered with a quiet presence that brings calm in a chaotic world.
38 x 48
$350
Screening Calls | 1980s Pine Console
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The ’80s called, they want their chunky pine furniture back.
Good thing we’re screening calls. This 1980s pine console brings all the cozy, substantial vibes, with a functional drawer and a lower bookshelf ready for books, baskets, and your favorite 80s tchotchkes (think ceramic geese, seashell collections, and whatever treasures you scooped up from the last estate sale.)
16 d x 48 w x 32 t
$295
Open Air | Mid-century Market Scene Painting
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Ever wonder why we’re drawn to the hustle and bustle of open-air markets? It’s in our roots. Since the beginning of time, humans have gathered in public spaces to trade goods, share stories, and connect.
This mid-century market scene painting hails from Haiti, capturing that timeless energy of commerce, community, and everyday life.
38 x 57
$295
Loan Lapsed | Pair of Green Leather Library Chairs
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Libraries are those rare, magical places where time slows down.
This pair of green leather library chairs brings that same sense of focus and old-world comfort into your space. Featuring classic hand-tacked detailing and a deep, bookish green leather, they’re made for long reads, late-night thoughts, and disappearing into a good idea (with no fear of loans lapsing!)
Pair. 27 w x 27 d x 42 t with 19.5 seat height
$495
